I have the opposite problem and you'd think that in a country with so many breast implanted women that getting a 34DD would be a piece of cake but I DON'T KNOW, APPARENTLY PORN STARS JUST DON'T WEAR BRAS HUH!?!?!?
LOL, they really don't! Or it's those tiny triangles that sort of look like nipple coverings rather than bras.
Seems like everyone wears a 36C and is either shoving their back-fat into the cups while looking like they can't breathe or spilling their tits outside of the cups while swimming around in the band like a gyroscope. Amirite?
+10 for the hilarious description-it's funny because it's TRUE. Don't get me started on back fat. I can't get over women who put on an expensive outfit and ruin it all with a ill-fitting bra /Tim Gunn>
And stilettoes? I don't know that word. Chunky heels FTW-all the extra height, none of the torture (but then, I do pluck, and wax, and do all the other crap we women subject ourselves to for some unattainable ideal, so I shouldn't talk).
But seriously, I sympathise with your problem. After bra-shopping with some busty friends, I just concluded that the underwear industry hates women. And has possibly never seen a pair of real tits in their life.
I handwash all my bras. I believe some of them are old enough so start school now. *g*
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Date: 2009-06-12 07:36 pm (UTC)LOL, they really don't! Or it's those tiny triangles that sort of look like nipple coverings rather than bras.
Seems like everyone wears a 36C and is either shoving their back-fat into the cups while looking like they can't breathe or spilling their tits outside of the cups while swimming around in the band like a gyroscope. Amirite?
+10 for the hilarious description-it's funny because it's TRUE. Don't get me started on back fat. I can't get over women who put on an expensive outfit and ruin it all with a ill-fitting bra /Tim Gunn>
And stilettoes? I don't know that word. Chunky heels FTW-all the extra height, none of the torture (but then, I do pluck, and wax, and do all the other crap we women subject ourselves to for some unattainable ideal, so I shouldn't talk).
But seriously, I sympathise with your problem. After bra-shopping with some busty friends, I just concluded that the underwear industry hates women. And has possibly never seen a pair of real tits in their life.
I handwash all my bras. I believe some of them are old enough so start school now. *g*