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ishtar79It’s been ages since I’ve posted, but I just had to share this gem of an “Harry Potter is Pure Evil!11!!” site -now with 235% extra CRAZY. I find those sites fascinating-this one is a particularly repulsive specimen, with homophobic insults, almost palpable rage and liberal abuse of the English language, but as is always the case with fundies, it provides plenty of unintentional LOLs.
J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, is a witch and in league with Lucifer himself.
aaand they jump straight in with the classics. That shit was somewhat amusing when Ned Flanders said it, but now? It’s just tired.
Yes, this is the shocking truth we can now reveal! For Rowling has purposefully written these books to damage young souls and minds, and corrupt the innocent
And here I thought she does it for the OBSCENE amount of money. Or just to generate wank.
Harry Potter is a Trojan horse – a clever vehicle able to implant a sort of satanic receptor in the human soul – making youngsters vulnerable to demonic activity and possible demon infestation / possession.
That part would be especially hilarious if you didn’t consider the fact that there are people out there who genuinely believe this.
Then we have names such as "Azkaban", "Circe", "Draco", "Erised", "Hermes", and "Slytherin"; all of which are names of real devils or demons.
Seriously, Hermes? If anything, a more appropriate Mythological figure to compare to the Christian construct of the devil would be Pan-a God with fabulous winged sandals strikes irrational fear into nobody’s heart!
(Of course, that would assume the morons responsible for this page have ever cracked a book, which-doubtful. I bet they even have a popup version of the Bible)
Also, according to Iowa Licensed Master Social Worker William Schnoebelen, former Church of Satan member, Potter characters execute satanic ceremony and technique as practiced today.
I’m entertaining myself by imagining this to be true, and the Church of Satan being comprised of a bunch of poseurs who got all their ‘rituals’ by reading fantasy books and rewatching “The Craft” DVDs. Allistair Crowley is spinning in his grave!
But they also teach your children disrespect for authority, and glorify serious crimes such as ‘car theft’, ‘bank robbery’, ‘murder’ and ‘identity theft’, all of which Potter engages in throughout the books.
Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day. Assuming, of course, that children are such susceptible blank slates that a mere book can drastically alter their personality. Mind you, the kids of this particular lunatic might (genetics!)-after all, this page (and other assorted insanity) wouldn’t happen without the best-selling book of all time (hint: not the HP series).
Do you see that little reference to "wormwood"? The plant, wormwood, contains thujone, an hypnotic drug, banned by the FDA since 1915. Further, wormwood is used to make Absinthe, a hallucinogenic liquor. Therefore, the drug to which Rowling makes reference is very real, and is so dangerous the FDA has banned it -- to this day, it is banned!
Reefer madness!
I really crave some absinthe now (OMG, it’s WORKING!)
We have also had several alarming reports of children being seriously hurt after reading these Potter books. 100’s a children a year, children as young as 5 years old have found a carving knife in their parents kitchen, and proceeded to carve a lightening-bolt into their own heads. While other children get their friends to do this. This is just sick! These Potter books MUST be banned before more children die! And only last week did we get an email about of poor 8 year old Molly Longbottom jumping off a roof on a broomstick, thinking she could fly, now consigned to a wheelchair for life!
…and this year’s Darwin Award recipients are…
When they get to the bit of Dumbledore’s outing, things get really ugly.
We all know that ALL homosexuals abuse children and prefer sex with underaged boys, and know that in the books this sicko showed an unhealthy interest in Harry, enouraging him to perform oral sex on a dog in the book 'Goblet of Fire' (though this part was cencored by the author before publication) Now all makes sense with the rather disturbing and sick relationship between Dumbledore and Harry Potter himself. It was always a belief of ours that Dumbledore was a faggot, and was grooming the Potter boy in the way a pedophile would. AND NOW WE HAVE THE PROOF!
This was one of the *nicer* passages. A few thoughts:
-Given that so many of our heathen, perverted, subtext-loving, chan-writing fandom wasn’t reading the text this way, we can only conclude that a)we weren’t looking hard enough for teh underaged gay (HA!) or that b)those Christian ‘moral’ guardians have an unhealthy fixation on underaged gay sex.
-“Harry, you must fellate this dog. The future of the wizarding world depends on it!”
The mere visual…well, exhibit B towards my “Fundies are really pervy” theory.
Throughout the books he always seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with Harry, and in the second-to-last book 'Half-Blood Prince', his sick obsession became that much more apparent when he took Potter for 'private lessons' and took him to bars, and out gay-cruising on school nights! When Potter should have been tucked up in bed, safe in the halls of residence in Hogwarts School, he was instead being sneaked out of school by Dumbledore late at night, who took him to bars, and into caves where we assume he homosexually raped him!
I think I read that fic.
We were quite pleased when we learned Dumbledore died in the second last book, before the anal child rape of the Potter boy continued. Halleluja!
Good to see their special brand of Christian ‘love’ extends to fictional characters.
With all the incoherent rage, paranoia and senseless babbling, you have to wonder about the kind of person who writes this. Though this phrasing might provide a clue:
As dangerous to children as child molestors? Friends, this just shows the extent of the battle we have on our hands.
Let’s see…Obama just mentioned reading the HP books to his daughter…Obama is supposed to be the Antichrist… “my friends”….
…John McCain?
And speaking of, no fear-mongering is complete without dropping the T bomb (pun intended).
One of the most disturbing things about these Potter book is that they are training your kids to be terrorists. This is the shocking truth we MUST reveal! Harry Potter is just as wicked and evil as an Al-Qaeda suicide bomber! And he wants your children to join him in 'blowing up' innocent people! Thousands of children all around the World are reading and being influenced by these vile Potter books, with hate in their hearts, wanting to blow up their family members the same way as Potter did!
Yes, Harry Potter is a Terrorist! In the third Potter book, 'The Prisoner of Azkaban', Harry shows just how violent and evil he is, by blowing up his Aunt Marge! Yes, HE BLEW HER UP! Does this sound like something you want your children copying? Remember Harry is a hero to them, he is worshipped by millions of niave and impressionable children Worldwide. How long before we have copycat bomb attacks by children on family members they do not like because of these books?
…My McCain theory is sounding less wacky now, isn’t it?
aaand they jump straight in with the classics. That shit was somewhat amusing when Ned Flanders said it, but now? It’s just tired.
And here I thought she does it for the OBSCENE amount of money. Or just to generate wank.
That part would be especially hilarious if you didn’t consider the fact that there are people out there who genuinely believe this.
Seriously, Hermes? If anything, a more appropriate Mythological figure to compare to the Christian construct of the devil would be Pan-a God with fabulous winged sandals strikes irrational fear into nobody’s heart!
(Of course, that would assume the morons responsible for this page have ever cracked a book, which-doubtful. I bet they even have a popup version of the Bible)
I’m entertaining myself by imagining this to be true, and the Church of Satan being comprised of a bunch of poseurs who got all their ‘rituals’ by reading fantasy books and rewatching “The Craft” DVDs. Allistair Crowley is spinning in his grave!
Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day. Assuming, of course, that children are such susceptible blank slates that a mere book can drastically alter their personality. Mind you, the kids of this particular lunatic might (genetics!)-after all, this page (and other assorted insanity) wouldn’t happen without the best-selling book of all time (hint: not the HP series).
Reefer madness!
I really crave some absinthe now (OMG, it’s WORKING!)
…and this year’s Darwin Award recipients are…
When they get to the bit of Dumbledore’s outing, things get really ugly.
This was one of the *nicer* passages. A few thoughts:
-Given that so many of our heathen, perverted, subtext-loving, chan-writing fandom wasn’t reading the text this way, we can only conclude that a)we weren’t looking hard enough for teh underaged gay (HA!) or that b)those Christian ‘moral’ guardians have an unhealthy fixation on underaged gay sex.
-“Harry, you must fellate this dog. The future of the wizarding world depends on it!”
The mere visual…well, exhibit B towards my “Fundies are really pervy” theory.
I think I read that fic.
Good to see their special brand of Christian ‘love’ extends to fictional characters.
With all the incoherent rage, paranoia and senseless babbling, you have to wonder about the kind of person who writes this. Though this phrasing might provide a clue:
Let’s see…Obama just mentioned reading the HP books to his daughter…Obama is supposed to be the Antichrist… “my friends”….
…John McCain?
And speaking of, no fear-mongering is complete without dropping the T bomb (pun intended).
Yes, Harry Potter is a Terrorist! In the third Potter book, 'The Prisoner of Azkaban', Harry shows just how violent and evil he is, by blowing up his Aunt Marge! Yes, HE BLEW HER UP! Does this sound like something you want your children copying? Remember Harry is a hero to them, he is worshipped by millions of niave and impressionable children Worldwide. How long before we have copycat bomb attacks by children on family members they do not like because of these books?
…My McCain theory is sounding less wacky now, isn’t it?
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Date: 2008-10-31 11:07 pm (UTC)Snerk
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Date: 2008-11-01 08:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-01 08:43 am (UTC)OMG they were corrupted by even thinking the name Harry Potter
Happy Halloween!
Date: 2008-10-31 11:20 pm (UTC)I liked this line:
""And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them." -Ephesians 5:11"
because clearly JKR's work bears a lot of fruit, it has made her one of the richest women in the world! And while I don't consider money to be the best rating of art, never-the-less you got to admit it buys a shit load of fruit!
Re: Happy Halloween!
Date: 2008-11-01 08:33 am (UTC)And yeah, logic and fundies don't exactly go hand in hand.
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Date: 2008-10-31 11:34 pm (UTC)There was Sirius/Harry bestiality in GoF and she cut it? Dammit.
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Date: 2008-10-31 11:39 pm (UTC)I wonder where they got this piece of information from? Did God personally show them the uncensored excerpt? Poor things, how could they know he was trolling them with fanfiction?
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Date: 2008-11-01 08:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-01 12:15 am (UTC)My they are dramatic.
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Date: 2008-11-01 09:54 pm (UTC)Trojan Horse is also a name of computer virus, which implants itself in your computer and makes you vulnerable to demonic activity of the hacker, who decided to possess you. Hey, they got almost everything right. HP is simply a new sort of Trojan horse, named so by HP possessed hacker, who... in turn got possessed by Rowling's creation. OMG, THEY WERE RIGHT!
Then we have names such as "Azkaban", "Circe", "Draco", "Erised", "Hermes", and "Slytherin"; all of which are names of real devils or demons.
Hermes = Hermione, "Erised" = the Mirror of Desire, but what does "Circe" refer to?
Want to bet some demons would be invented, even if Rowling used only usual names, like "Harry" and "Ron"? Oh, wait... they already did that in Hermione's case.
I have always thought that religion is supposed to make one feel safer, but on such people it has the opposite effect - living is a world surrounded by demons is scary.
the Church of Satan being comprised of a bunch of poseurs who got all their ‘rituals’ by reading fantasy books and rewatching “The Craft” DVDs. Allistair Crowley is spinning in his grave!
His ideas were too lofty to survive being carried into masses. Had to be transformed into something more popular culture-like.
his sick obsession became that much more apparent when he took Potter for 'private lessons' and took him to bars, and out gay-cruising on school nights!
Sounds even more interesting than what we got in HBP. "Took him to bars" probably refers to them passing near the bar to and from the cave. "Gay-cruising on school nights" = the visit to Horace Slughorn, so that Harry would persuade him to resume teaching.
Is there some grass to smoke to make DH's camping trip that interesting too?