Having read some of the reporting on UK sites, your confusion is understandable. Mind you, the TV coverage here makes me want to bash my head against the wall...or even better, the journalists' heads. Melodrama at its highest.

Of course I'm fine. You know how those things look worse from the outside.

And heh, I can always find some dark humour in the worst situations. After all, the alternative is freaking out which, um, no thanks.