It's like when my high school took us to an experimental theatrical performance of Hamlet, and one of the witches went topless-the boys in the front row nearly broke their necks trying to get a better glimpse of her, er, masterpieces. Boys LOVE culture! (Of course, then Hamlet proceeded to sing a song in the nude and we girls gained an appreciation for culture. And that was a *weird* play).

The whole thing is so ridiculous.