I would have liked it if you were with us at the screening too. ;)

Your review is hilarious though-I don't disagree with your dislike of it actually. I just happened to expect the HP movies to be atrocious by default, so I can focus more and enjoy the very, very few things I *do* like. And watching it with fellow critics definitely helps-yes, the Fat Bastard (ha!) was cringeworthy, but we spent most of his scene giggling, nudging each other and mock-gagging (in other words, probably annoying the audience), so it was good fun.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find me some Isaacs icons!